Apparently the Mayor of Galway,Niall O Brolchain,Green Party, has called for the parasite,Cryptosporidium, to feck off out the Galway water supply and not to come back. The parasite has been blamed for an outbreak of reallyannoyings##t (aka Diarrhoea) in the Galway area.The parasite was unavailable for comment.It should also be noted that all tests thus far have failed to detect the presence of the parasite. Perhaps the parasite has heard the Mayor and fecked off. There are 40 known cases of the illness recorded to date, and its felt that other cases are not being reported due to the belief of the suffers that the scuts were as a result of the 16 pints and a kebab the previous night.

Reports are coming in that all major supermarkets in the Galway area have seen a huge rise in sales of toilet paper with Tesco shovelling massive amounts of its "value" bog roll on to its shelves, and displacing other more pleasurable brands. In a statement a Tesco manager said "we at Tesco thrive on shite, and every little helps" he went on to deny claims that the parasite is allegedly on Tesco's payroll.

Apparently the contract cleaners in my local bookies are to be asked to clean the water,their cleaning skill is now a thing of legend, as witnessed by me on Tuesday.

The HSE has issued a warning that all water must be boiled before drinking it, they should have also said the you should allow the water to cool down, as drinking boiling water to quench your thirst would lead to more severe discomfort than a dose of the scuts.There are people out there that would'nt think of this.

So rather than find out how the alleged parasite got into the water supply, and then fix the problem, the Mayor decided to declare a fatwa on the parasite, who up to now is nowhere to be found. Perhaps the Mayor should take a pill to ease his verbal diarrhoea, or is he going to blame this on another parasite, named Nocluewhattosaysoi'lltalkshiteium???????

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Blacksheep its your fault look......

"Mr O'Brolcháin, who "strongly advised" locals to boil their water before drinking it, said it is not uncommon for the infection called cryptosporidiosis to manifest itself during the lambing season but said the parasite was more commonly found in sheep than in people."Ireland.com

Forty you may be right, I just received a flyer from the council, I must come clean. I'll try and call them this afternoon.

This is getting serious, I have just returned from picking up one of my children from school, and the was the biggest Dyno Rod truck I have everseen in the middle of Oranmore village, it was unclear if it was sucking or blowing. Would'nt you think that its at the water treatment plant they focusing on, not the sewers....

This is incredible shite......

Apparently if you suffer from diarrhoea for more than two days you should contact your GP and provide a stool sample for examination, but if its diarrhoea who is going to risk trying to get a sample into a jar?.

I can see it now a line of people with buckets of the stuff lining up outside the local GP, very nice.

Now thats reallyannoyings##t.com

Well tomorrow we will celebrate St.Patricks Day, renownd for driving the snakes from Ireland, perhaps in election year "The Mayor" is trying to replicate this by driving the parasites out?.

PS Sales of water have gone mad.......

Dick Roche Minister for the Environment what a report,

Here it is,

The water is shite and we are knee deep in crap, please send money so that we can fix.

Regards