A working Mum trying to start her own business by night with an investment of sweat capital has received a fairly typical response from HMRC. A response which doesn't quite meet the aspirations of Tony Blair who has been quoted to say  "The public ... should receive, high quality service from the Government". 

The entrepreneurial Mum incorporated and registered voluntarily for VAT last year. Within a couple of months of registration Customs decide to deregister her VAT number as they were concerned about risks of VAT fraud from mobile phone and computer chip traders, even though the Mum is starting a translation service and a consultancy for ISO accreditation.

She wrote to HMRC on the 12th December to advise them she needed to retain the number. She received a response from HMRC in the first week of March. In this response the Customs Officer from Staines says "I have just received a letter from you dated 12th December. This letter was logged into our mail system on the 23rd February, 2007. Although in this letter you ask me to consider not deregistering your company for VAT I am afraid that the deregistration process was concluded on the 12th December.....I cannot understand the recent arrival of your letter. "

No advise is given to the Mum about how she should now account for any transactions which have occurred since the 12th December. Does she now embarrassingly return to clients and issue them with a VAT only credit note with the explanation she has been deregistered (this will be great for repeat business) - or does she just keep the VAT? No indication is given in the letter as to why her letter wasn't logged on to the system until the end of February, almost three months later, or whether it's going to be investigated to understand if the system is flawed and cannot therefore by its nature deliver a "high quality service".

Isn't it nice to see small business being supported by the Government!

I notice on their letter that HMRC display the "Investor in People" logo. Doesn't this suggest "the Investors in People Standard is there to help you improve the way you work" and that it's all about "business improvement through people"?

In this case it seems to be a load of shite!

So the leff hand registered her for VAT and then the right hand deregisters her - all in the space of two months - a sleight of hand paid for by the mug taxpayer - very reassuring!

At the end of the letter it says,

"Information is available in large print, audio tape and Braile formats"

So HMRC, in case that you cannot/will not see.................................

You are a shower of feckin eejits,

How do you like them apples???