God, I was sitting at home thinking to myself, 'It time Can for another blog', but what the f**k do I blog about. Then it came to me, all that crap paper that fills my recycle bin every month that comes through my letter box.

I am pi**ed off with Sky TV for starters, f**k it every week I get a circular in the letter box telling me to join up and get 2 free months and join a friend up and get 10 euro vouchers of some such other f**king sh1t.

Are they blind, I have a f**king Sky Dish on the side of my house !.

I have f**king UPVC windows, gutters, faschias, doors etc. Just look before you put it in my letter box.

I have already told by way of letter some offical bum, that I don't want this crap but I keep getting it. If I didn't have all this sh1t, I wouldn't have to be putting out extra bags of recycle paper & PET bottles every month.

Then I get the same crap when I buy a newspaper or a magazine, the amount of inserts are often more paper than the f**king newspaper.

Ban all this sh1t. AND

POST NO BILLS Isn't that what they used to write on the hoardings.

If postage wasn't so f**king expensive I would save it up for a year and send it back to them by mail.

NOW there's an idea, if we all did that and sent it back without any postage stamps and some important looking 'From name & address' on it the Sky or whoever, would have to pay the postage to get back their own crap.

What you all think out there ???????

Can, simply brilliant.

A few months ago I was buying the daily newspaper's and a Dell insert fell out, I handed it back to the shop assistant who said, " Thats yours", I replied "I'dont want it send it back with the unsold's", to which she replied "cranky f**ker", to which I retorted "but a happy f**ker".

I smiled inwardly and walked away with what I wanted.

Can the man you're bang on the button with this one.

We have the government telling us that we need to save on waste and we have companies engaging in "mass littering" without any sanction.

The Really annoying thing about this that they will continue even if you put up a note on your door, obviously and inability to read is a requirement for fly posting.