Gordon Brown, in his first speech to the TUC as prime minister, arrived on stage dressed as a pantomime cow. Not having the social skills of his predecessor, Tony Blair, critics have long advocated he find new ways to be creative in engaging with UK voters.

Of course, this prop had a dark undertone, in the shape of the pink udders. They gave the appearance of being able to produce milk (as in "jobs for Britons"), but in the end they are just part of a costume he can unzip and climb out of..

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Perhaps this is another reason why there has been another outbreak of foot and month in the UK, although Brown appears to be a carrier of the leeser known but highly spreadable disease, "Head in Arse".

Behind "Mad Cow Brown" the sign says what exactly, his head is covering the middle to letters of W * * k, I know one needs to a vowel and the constantant, but which ones?