The packaging boasts "it is like food you might cook yourself". This is true if you like to cook plates of jellied meat. Did I say meat? A closer look at the packaging reveals the meat is actually only 4%, so if you are planning a dinner party with a main course of jellied meat be sure to spend time on your marketing, so you can really give the dish a positive spin when you unveil it to your guests. What's the other 96%? Who cares, if anyone asks distract them with a cute kitten. It's an old marketing trick, works every time.

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Alternatively you could say "but sure I d'ont know whats going on in the backround, now eat up, anybody for some more 5% alc. wine?"

Just to add to the cat theme, we, or should I say my daughter got a new kitten last Friday, she named him "Toby", I seem to recall that this was used to describe certain people in the eighties as being " To old to be a yuppie", where the feck did my life go?.

Toby, in his short life at least has added a new demension to ours, he has spread some really annoying s##t in most corners of the house, has had a battle with our resident hedgehog, (Hedgehog 1 Toby 0) has managed to awaken everyone at some stage by sitting on their chest whilst they were sleeping, all in 5 days. Now there's the difference between the truth about cats and the "truth" the Marketing Industry will have you believe.

Finally if anyone spots the last 20years that belong to me could you please inform me via this site as I want them back, feck I think I'm having a mid-life crisis, the problem is, is that I d'ont have enough time in the week to finish it.