Just in case you might have cycled into this tree, Surrey County Council had the foresight to put chevron markings around it....

Looking at the photograph you could interpret the scene as a "CSI" crime scene where after the cyclist disappeared, only his/her bike remained, just to ensure all the facts were collated properly, they removed the bike after the painted the outline on the pavement. The cyclist still has'nt been located dispite a"root and branch" search.

Christ thats corny.............