I couldn't quite think of the caption for the picture below. Any suggestions? It depicts Gordon Brown and Harriet enjoying happier days in each others company at No. 10 - before he went on holidays! 

You know, I heard they even had their own song. It's that one from Martene McCutchen. Remember her? Eastenders. And I'm sure you've seen her in Faces. What was it called, "This is my moment.", or something like that?

Harriet is clearly twisting Gordons nipples in an effort to try and tune him into the "mainstream" views of his constitutancy, oh sorry he wasn't elected and therefore does'nt have one, 

Now I'm allegedly no expert on this partucular type of tuning, but looking at Gordans face he likes it. Obviously should Harriet's efforts prove fruitless she'll have to go to the knob.

Somehow I can't see that working either.

Its amazing really we have 3 countries "UK, Ireland, Northern Ireland" all with unelected Prime Ministers, 3 f#@ked up economies. Was I asleep when someone crept in and stole democracy.

Finally GBH= Gross Bodily Harm (5 to 15 yrs)