George Bush has his fight on terror and now there is a new terror in our midst, yes you guessed it Chris deBurgh. As many of you know from reading my blog on Free CD's there appears to be an orchestrated effort to bring Chris back from the musical abyss. Whilst watching TV last night it came to my attention that Chris has now developed Healing Hands, thats right Healing Hands. There are reports that people with ailments have had miraculous recoveries when Chris placed his hands on them(nannies excluded).

The threat is now not only having to listen to his music but there is a chance that he might turn up in a tent in your local village or town with his Healing Hands. You have to hand it to the man he is trying everything in his power to get back on the radar.

So keep you ears open for the next thing, this I feel will be speaking in tongues (not that important as understanding him has always been difficult) quickly followed by receiving the stigmata. There is a chance that walking on water will be attempted.

 Then and only then will the new Album be released and it will be not by Chris de Burgh but by CHRIST deBURGH. If you feel that I am paranoid have a look at the introduction on his website (www.cdeb.com) go on look.

It is indeed a scary world that we live in..................

As of today the Chris de Burgh web site has received 1,868,630 visits since 1996. That's over 500 (five hundred people) visiting it per day.

Or is it?

Below is an artist's impression of a duck, believed to be employed by Mr de Burgh (or his agent), to increase the number of page views.