I read in The Observer on Sunday that the average toilet in the home is cleaner than the fridge due to the fact that the fridge is rarely cleaned. Add to this that the toilet seat is cleaner than the chopping board(TV Ad)  why do we need fridges and chopping boards at all?

You should from now on prepare and store all food in the toilet and to save time and effort when entertaining friends you should hold the dinner parties in the loo. Wine can be chilled in the cistern and fresh water is only a pull away.

Bon appetite..........

I agree, in fact when I was having my house built I designed a downstairs bathroom as large as the living room. It has a total of eight toilets as I regularly have dinner parties. If I have more guests I simple use travel potties which can be flat packed and stored away when not in use.

My guests are always a bit perturbed and alarmed when they first arrive but when I explain the benefits in hygiene they are soon won over.