Alcohol has developed a bad name over the last couple of years, due in part to programmes like "Booze Britian" where you can watch the antics of people who are out of their heads causing trouble.

However alcohol does have life saving properties as proven by the man who went out got totally hammered and decided to go to sleep on the railway track. The man Kevin Craswell was found in a foetal position sound asleep on a train track near Epsom last March. He used one rail as a pillow and his feet were only inches away from a live rail which was carrying 750volts. It was alcohol who saved him as he ensured that he drank enough and the alcohol ensured that he was unable to move. Had he taken other drugs you can bet that he would no longer be with us.

It was claimed in court that he drank "a lethal amount of alcohol" but obviously this claim is untrue as he is still alive.The alcohol even made the man to think that the rail was a nice pillow.

Homer must be running around punching the air shouting "in your face Marge, beer is a life saver".

We are " a small open economy on the peripheral of Europe" thats how some economists describe Ireland and they are not wrong. Competition has an important place in this economy and being a "small open" economy, competition is seen as being an important factor in maintaining our competitive advantage on the Global Economic stage.

Why then have the Government decided to allow the elimination of competition in the Health Insurance Market?.Yesterday BUPA announced that it will be pulling out of the Irish Market due to a ruling in the courts that it will need to transfer nearly all its profits to its main competitor VHI (which is a Government owned company), a wonderful way to attract new companiesand increase competition into the Irish Market. The details of this decision will bore you so I will not go into the detail here, but there are some questions that as consumers and citizens of this country need to be pondered.

By eliminating one company from the market place the Government is essentially handing over today control to one company, thus creating a monopoly. The only winner in any monopolistic market is the company who owns the monoply they can charge what they like and we as consumers have no choice in the matter. You are essentially told that if you do not pay what we say,go without.This is one of the arguments that the Government put foward to reject the offer that  Ryanair made for control of Aer Lingus, can I hear the whispers of double standard?.

Pages and pages of newsprint have been allocated to the theme of "rip of republic" and we as consumers have been told by the Government to "shop around" for value when we are spending our money, to assist you the Government eliminates competition in one area of the market that most people would view as being an essential as opposed to a luxury.

An additional point to consider is the cost to business. Many large employers in Ireland pay private medical insurance for its employees and their families as part of pay. This ensures that the company attracts and retains key people. If business now essentially only has one company to choose from how will this effect that companies cost base? for example a large company of say 3000 full time employees may cost a company somewhere around €3,600,000 to provide medical insurance for the year a 5% increase would increase this bill by €180,000 pa, with the average industrial wage at approx €30k per year this equates to 6 jobs. I have a feeling that business will not accept this and if they were either expanding or indeed setting up I feel that countries with a lower cost base will be chosen before Ireland, so well done again Government.

What about the human cost of this decision? There are almost 300 people working for BUPA in its call center in Fermoy Co Cork,not to mention the other employees scattered around the Country, the Christmas present from the Govenment to these people is an uncertain future and a loss of spend to the local economy.It is estimated that BUPA contributes over €15million to the local economy,and with the Government taking VAT on goods and services and payroll taxes how much will the true cost of this decision be to all of us?

What will the European Commission make of this decision? Charlie Mc Creevy will not be happy with this, and knowing our luck we will probably be fined for breach of competition rules again adding more expense to you and me as taxpayers.

Now that the Government has removed competition (they may argue that it was the courts and not them, they should be reminded that they own the VHI) in the health insurance market, what next, will they start telling successful businesses up and down the country to hand over profits to the business next door who is making a loss. Stalin would be proud of us.

Ah yes, the Irish version of competition unique and in-describable.