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	<title>Virgin Superfast Broadband</title>
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<pubDate>06 Mar 2010 12:47:16 GMT</pubDate>
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So much for Virgin superfast broadband! I've clocked mine at 192Kb. Superfast my arse!
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	<title>Come on Gordon</title>
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<pubDate>06 Mar 2010 12:30:47 GMT</pubDate>
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Gordon Brown tries out a new technique....
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	<title>People you may know on Linkedin</title>
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<pubDate>06 Mar 2010 12:22:28 GMT</pubDate>
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<p>
I use Linkedin, but I must say I find the &quot;People you may know&quot; section quite ridiculous. When I log in it seems
to assume I am likely to know other people only on the basis we have the same name.

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	<title>Snow and Ice</title>
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<pubDate>08 Jan 2010 10:36:27 GMT</pubDate>
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<p><font size="2">Well here we all are, week 3 into the big freeze. Here in Ireland it would be unusual for this level of winter weather firstly to occur, and then to remain for as long as it is.</font> </p>
<p><font size="2">One consequence of the weather&nbsp;is the amount of people in A&amp;E departments with broken wrists, legs, hips etc, indeed my own mother-in-law (80) broke her wrist, we attended outpatients and I asked if there was much point in keeping her alive,and would it not be more humane to "put her down"&nbsp;but lamently they said NO.</font> </p>
<p><font size="2">More seriously I had to travel to Galway last Monday, and since I'm not allowed to drive, I had to take the bus. Whilst waiting for the bus at 8.30am in -6C the train service to Dublin stopped leaving 200 people without transport to Dublin, I couldn't believe the number of ladies still in high heels, the pavements are pure ice, and some of these people insist on waddling around in 2 to 4 inch high heels and then when they slip and fall, there are like baby Giraffes trying to find their feet just after being born. Wouldn't it be sensible to wear appropriate footwear and carry the shoes in back-pack? or am I underestimating the importance of high heels.</font> </p>
<p><font size="2">Then of course frozen pipes, the house we have in Galway sprung a leak, and I along with a friend of mine need to go there this evening and clear it out really annoying shit. €240 for a skip, €80 for a hotel all because of this feckin freezing weather.</font> </p>
<p><font size="2">Who said snow and ice is fun....</font> </p>
<p><font size="2">Anyway, take care, and stay warm</font> </p>
<p>CYCLISTS SHOULD NOT BE CYCLING IN THIS WEATHER. YE ARE ALL SILLY SODS.</p>
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	<title>Boom-da-ya to the Noughties</title>
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<pubDate>01 Jan 2010 20:31:30 GMT</pubDate>
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<p>
The noughties is almost synonymous with an age of evil. We had 9/11, the invasion of Iraq, Enron,  
Robbie Williams, the credit crunch, the expenses scandal, the terrorist attack in Mumbai, the Asian tsunami, Gordon Brown, 7/7,
the banking crisis, Big Brother, superbugs, Swine Flu, shooting rampages at Virgina Tech, Land Rovers ..... the world is quite different, and 
I am not sure where I would start with my list of all the really annoying shit of the decade, but a new one begins, and (tongue in cheek) we're
still making great television. Have a Happy new year, and love the world.

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	<title>Blair loses out to Herman von Rompuy</title>
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<pubDate>21 Nov 2009 16:02:26 GMT</pubDate>
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<p>
&quot;Precious, precious, precious!&quot; Blair cried. &quot;My Precious! O my Precious!&quot;
And with that, even as his eyes were lifted up to gloat on his prize,
he stepped too far, toppled, wavered for a moment on the brink,
and then with a shriek he fell.
Out of the depths came his last wail Precious, and he was gone.

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	<title>Gordon Brown reaches out to the taxpayer</title>
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<pubDate>18 Oct 2009 23:23:14 GMT</pubDate>
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Gordon Brown receives his greeting card proofs back from the publisher

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	<title>Leona punched by X Factor Loser</title>
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<pubDate>18 Oct 2009 23:13:39 GMT</pubDate>
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Leona Lewis is punched in the head by a fellow contestant from the 2008 X Factor auditions.

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	<title>Obama wins the Nobel Prize</title>
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<pubDate>10 Oct 2009 23:25:07 GMT</pubDate>
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The [Nobel] prize was invented by the Swedish industrialist and inventor of dynamite Alfred Nobel, and was first awarded in 1901. 

There were a record 205 nominations for this year's peace prize. Zimbabwean Prime Minister Morgan Tsvangirai and Chinese dissident Hu Jia had been among the favourites.
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Instead the committee chose Mr Obama, who was inaugurated less than two weeks before the 1 February nomination deadline. 
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	<title>Cameron faces a naked challenge</title>
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<pubDate>10 Oct 2009 21:54:51 GMT</pubDate>
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<p>
David Cameron faces a naked heckler at the Conservative party conference in Manchester during the week.
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	<title>The Vikings Ransack the City</title>
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<pubDate>10 Oct 2009 20:04:19 GMT</pubDate>
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&quot;Mighty warriors with mighty swords, shiny helmets and shield bosses<br/>
We sail over the crimosn sea seeking plunder in Angle land..&quot;
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	<title>Pensioner arrested in morning swoop</title>
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<pubDate>04 Oct 2009 21:23:43 GMT</pubDate>
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In a morning swoop by armed response officers a pensioner has been taken into custondy after putting her wheelie bin
out on the wrong day. The offence normally carries a fixed penalty fine, however, a spokesperson for the local council was quoted to
say &quot;We have a zero tolerance policy. We will continue to be tough on crime.&quot;

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	<title>Harmon finds a new way to travel</title>
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<pubDate>04 Oct 2009 17:39:44 GMT</pubDate>
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The Deputy Leader finds a new way to travel following allegations she <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8289159.stm" target="_blank">failed to stop at the scene of a 
traffic accident</a>. Witnesses allege she lowered her window, shouting &quot;I'm Harriet Harman&quot; as she fled
the scene.

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	<title>Miliband strips off on Brighton Beach</title>
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<pubDate>04 Oct 2009 17:28:22 GMT</pubDate>
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David Miliband, the Foreign Secretary, takes a cheeky dip in the sea at Brighton beach following the end of the party conference on Friday.


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	<title>Gordon Brown dons an eye patch</title>
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<pubDate>04 Oct 2009 02:57:06 GMT</pubDate>
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Amid growing speculation of his using prescription drugs, Gordon Brown instead reveals his new eye patch.

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