Really Annoying Shit - Government Feed http://www.reallyannoyingshit.com?sh=government Your source of news, complaints, protest, bad service,and all modern day Government annoyances. en-gb Copyright 2007 Eriginal Ltd Keeping on the road to recovery http://www.reallyannoyingshit.com/detcom.php?blogid=441 http://www.reallyannoyingshit.com/detcom.php?blogid=441 28 Mar 2010 15:24:26 GMT Gordon Brown, as part of his pre-election campaigning, announced yesterday his top three priorities for the country were "keeping on the road to recovery, keeping on the road to recovery and keeping on the road to recovery". "Bugger", he adds quietly to Alastair Darling, " which f'ing way is it?".

Bugger, which f'ing way is it?

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]]> Airborne CCTV Cameras http://www.reallyannoyingshit.com/detcom.php?blogid=440 http://www.reallyannoyingshit.com/detcom.php?blogid=440 28 Mar 2010 14:03:05 GMT In a web exclusive, a local Government official has revealed a new tool in their armoury of powers to help them crack down on the UK tax payer. The airborne CCTV device, conceived by Gordon Brown while still Chancellor, is currently being trialled by a number of London Boroughs to verify council tax bandings, to check up on recycling "errors" and to observe spending behaviours. Shareholders take note, the camera, which will be able to record your home through your windows, may spark an increase in the sale of net curtains. The official commented "if you have nothing to hide then you have nothing to fear".

The Birdroid, airborne CCTV camera

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]]> Come on Gordon http://www.reallyannoyingshit.com/detcom.php?blogid=438 http://www.reallyannoyingshit.com/detcom.php?blogid=438 06 Mar 2010 12:30:47 GMT Gordon Brown tries out a new technique....

Gordon Brown

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]]> Blair loses out to Herman von Rompuy http://www.reallyannoyingshit.com/detcom.php?blogid=434 http://www.reallyannoyingshit.com/detcom.php?blogid=434 21 Nov 2009 16:02:26 GMT "Precious, precious, precious!" Blair cried. "My Precious! O my Precious!" And with that, even as his eyes were lifted up to gloat on his prize, he stepped too far, toppled, wavered for a moment on the brink, and then with a shriek he fell. Out of the depths came his last wail Precious, and he was gone.

My Precious

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]]> Gordon Brown reaches out to the taxpayer http://www.reallyannoyingshit.com/detcom.php?blogid=433 http://www.reallyannoyingshit.com/detcom.php?blogid=433 18 Oct 2009 23:23:14 GMT Gordon Brown receives his greeting card proofs back from the publisher

Gordon Brown reaches out to the taxpayer

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]]> Obama wins the Nobel Prize http://www.reallyannoyingshit.com/detcom.php?blogid=431 http://www.reallyannoyingshit.com/detcom.php?blogid=431 10 Oct 2009 23:25:07 GMT The [Nobel] prize was invented by the Swedish industrialist and inventor of dynamite Alfred Nobel, and was first awarded in 1901. There were a record 205 nominations for this year's peace prize. Zimbabwean Prime Minister Morgan Tsvangirai and Chinese dissident Hu Jia had been among the favourites.

Instead the committee chose Mr Obama, who was inaugurated less than two weeks before the 1 February nomination deadline.

Man, I'm cool!

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]]> Cameron faces a naked challenge http://www.reallyannoyingshit.com/detcom.php?blogid=430 http://www.reallyannoyingshit.com/detcom.php?blogid=430 10 Oct 2009 21:54:51 GMT David Cameron faces a naked heckler at the Conservative party conference in Manchester during the week.

You want some?

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]]> Pensioner arrested in morning swoop http://www.reallyannoyingshit.com/detcom.php?blogid=428 http://www.reallyannoyingshit.com/detcom.php?blogid=428 04 Oct 2009 21:23:43 GMT In a morning swoop by armed response officers a pensioner has been taken into custondy after putting her wheelie bin out on the wrong day. The offence normally carries a fixed penalty fine, however, a spokesperson for the local council was quoted to say "We have a zero tolerance policy. We will continue to be tough on crime."

Tough on the causes of crime.

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]]> Harmon finds a new way to travel http://www.reallyannoyingshit.com/detcom.php?blogid=427 http://www.reallyannoyingshit.com/detcom.php?blogid=427 04 Oct 2009 17:39:44 GMT The Deputy Leader finds a new way to travel following allegations she failed to stop at the scene of a traffic accident. Witnesses allege she lowered her window, shouting "I'm Harriet Harman" as she fled the scene.

I'm Harriet Harmon!

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]]> Miliband strips off on Brighton Beach http://www.reallyannoyingshit.com/detcom.php?blogid=426 http://www.reallyannoyingshit.com/detcom.php?blogid=426 04 Oct 2009 17:28:22 GMT David Miliband, the Foreign Secretary, takes a cheeky dip in the sea at Brighton beach following the end of the party conference on Friday.

Miliband takes a cheeky dip in the sea.

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]]> Gordon Brown dons an eye patch http://www.reallyannoyingshit.com/detcom.php?blogid=425 http://www.reallyannoyingshit.com/detcom.php?blogid=425 04 Oct 2009 02:57:06 GMT Amid growing speculation of his using prescription drugs, Gordon Brown instead reveals his new eye patch.

Gordon Brown dons an eye patch.

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]]> The next generation speed camera http://www.reallyannoyingshit.com/detcom.php?blogid=424 http://www.reallyannoyingshit.com/detcom.php?blogid=424 04 Oct 2009 01:48:05 GMT A next generation speed camera is being trialled in Wiltshire. The model retains its trademark shape and coloring but is fitted with an intelligent computer chip and is part of a single robotic unit. The computer learns from statistical data and will move locations until revenue from fines hits or exceeds government targets.

The next generation speed camera.

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]]> The rise of the Surveillance Droids http://www.reallyannoyingshit.com/detcom.php?blogid=423 http://www.reallyannoyingshit.com/detcom.php?blogid=423 03 Oct 2009 21:37:37 GMT More prototype Surveillance Droids are spotted in Central London following Gordon Brown's announcement in Brighton last week.

The rise of the Surveillance Droids.

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]]> Monthly MP expenses get paid http://www.reallyannoyingshit.com/detcom.php?blogid=422 http://www.reallyannoyingshit.com/detcom.php?blogid=422 03 Oct 2009 21:30:07 GMT Yvette Cooper, Secretary of State for Work and Pensions, pictured enjoying a tipple as she celebrates payment of her latest expense claim.

Yvette Cooper celebrating payment of her expenses claim

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]]> Blair fitted for presidential office http://www.reallyannoyingshit.com/detcom.php?blogid=421 http://www.reallyannoyingshit.com/detcom.php?blogid=421 03 Oct 2009 16:40:01 GMT As the votes are counted in Ireland, Tony Blair is fitted for his new office of EU President.

Tony Blair fitted with presidential finery.

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